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Jesus loves Gay Marriage
I am happy to announce PAP Smear’s new adoption program. We will start off with Mark’s generous offer to adopt WIllow and Piper Palin. This is a true blessing for these girls, who will be raised in...
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Bitches Ain’t Shit
Unexpectedly, the discussion of Triggergate has started up again, and who am I to ignore it? God bless Andrew Sullivan and others who just won’t let it go. Why should they, particularly when new...
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The Palin Palinoscopy
“Let’s not all start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, gentleman.” ~ The Wolf, Pulp Fiction I know how shocked you are by Mrs. Palin’s announcement today, so I’m going to share the inside scoop....
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Mrs. Palin and The Unspeakable
Here is Mrs. Palin, just days after her resignation, preparing a baby for human sacrifice. Mrs. P is marking the spot where the giddy mother will cut the heart out for the Unholy Offering. Oh fine....
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Fun With T-Shirts
Once I saw this fantastic t-shirt, I couldn’t resist fucking around. You can design ANYTHING at zazzle.com, even if you don’t really plan to buy or sell it. (I can already hear a heckler going,...
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True Blood and Mrs. Palin
After initially dismissing the HBO vampire series “True Blood” as cartoonish, I am now completely hooked. The most recent episode was truly disgusting, wasn’t it?! Watching Tara and Eggs eat the...
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More Fun With Trig and Whoever is His Mom
As we all know, Mrs. Palin is not really Trig’s mother, but now the word is that even Bristol isn’t his real mom! Trig Truthers are going berserk, in the wake of Levi’s public statement that Trig...
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Read Mrs. Palin’s Mind and Win a Prize
Mrs. Palin’s tour bus arrives at Grand Rapids, MI, for her first book-signing appearance. Enlarge the picture to enjoy its full impact. Finish this sentence: “I’m carrying Trig because...
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Literary Feuds
I’ve always loved literary feuds, and now there’s a new one, between Andrew Sullivan and Leon Wieseltier. Because the two men were once very close friends, their rift seems especially bitter. I love...
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Let’s Count Trigs
If you’re an active member of PAP Smear, you already know about the newest evidence concerning Trig-gate. If not, you can check it out here and here. The original Trig has a deformed ear. The current...
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